Two cough sweets walk into a pub, one asks for a gin
and tonic and the other for a cider. The barman refuses
to server the red cough sweet her gin and tonic, but
the green and white cough sweet is served very quickly.
"I thought we didn't serve cough sweets any more,"
remarked a watching bar maid.
"We don't as a rule," replied the publican, "but she
looked f**king menthol."