Friday, 8 August 2008

Jokey wokey.................

Siamese twins walk into a pub in Ontario and park themselves on a bar
stool.

One of them says to the landlord, "Don't mind us,we're joined at the
hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please".

The landlord, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite
conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?"

"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year
and hire a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?"

Jim agrees.

"Ah, England !" says the landlord. "Wonderful country... the history,
the beer, the culture..."

"Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. " Hamburgers & Molsons beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude."
"So why keep going to England ?" asks the landlord.
"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."

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