Armin Heinrich's "I am rich" iPhone application can be purchased from Apple's AppStore for the princely sum of $999.99. What do you get for your money? Well, it displays a red gem on the phone's screen and...er...that's it. It's a status symbol, you see:
"The red icon on your iPhone or iPod touch always reminds you (and others when you show it to them) that you were rich enough to afford this"